Yesterday Steve Langford contacted me for an interview about SaveBabyGorilla.com. Steve was a true professional and had a fantastic personality. I can’t say enough about speaking with him. With that said, here are some sound bites of SaveBabyGorilla.com which aired on Howard 100/101.
Again, thank you Mr. Langford for helping to spread the word!!
We set up a quick page over at myspace : http://www.myspace.com/savebabygorilla . Please add our page as a friend on your page 🙂 Please help spread the word!!
(yes myspace is annoying, but hey its there to wtf…)
I am keeping an updated Death Pool Chart for those of you participating. Currently, there isn’t much faith for Artie to last over the next few months. Poor Guy.
| Artie Lange Death Pool | ||||
| Year | 1st Qtr | 2st Qtr | 3st Qtr | 4st Qtr |
| 2007 | 1 | 3 | – | 1 |
| 2008 | 3 | 1 | 3 | – |
| 2009 | 2 | – | 1 | – |
| 2011 | 1 | – | – | – |
| 2012 | – | – | – | 1 |
| 2017 | – | – | – | 1 |
| 2019 | – | 1 | – | – |
| 2030 | 1 | – | – | – |
| 2036 | – | 1 | – | – |
Last updated Friday Jan 26th 9:08pm est
Is this another heroin fall out? Did he catch the same thing Sal did? Hopefully he is taking in the chicken soup and not the buffalo chicken pizza. Get well soon buddy!!
Update: During the wrap-up show, Gary said that he had spoke to Artie and that Artie did say he had the same thing as Sal and it wasn’t heroin.
The only way we are going to save Artie is by getting the fans to interact here. Please sign up and leave message for Artie!!
Please download the above image and post it everywhere (myspace, your own blog). Show people that you are supporting Artie’s weight loss!
Artie proclaimed that he wanted to live when at other times in his life he did not want to. He said he will be thin again.
This is taken from Marksfriggin.com. Today Artie went into just what is a bad day.
Artie got into his bad day and talked about the crap he eats. He explained all of the junk food he ate at work and then talked about the pizza place he likes over in Hoboken. He said his driver will let him off early if they catch the light near the place. He told the guys he had a couple slices of Sicilian pizza and some root beer. Then he goes home and sleeps for a couple of hours. Then he calls the pizza place and tells them to bring up a chicken sandwich and some Hershey’s chocolate bars and a Kit Kat bar. He throws those in the freezer and eats his sandwiches and meatballs.
Artie will eat the chocolate bar before bed and then in the middle of the night he’ll get up and have even more. Howard figured that after all of that food it had to be in the thousands of calories just in soda. He figured it had to be at least 6,000 calories. Fred said it was more like 20,000. Robin figured it was under 10, maybe 6-8,000.
Artie felt real good today when he woke up after he didn’t eat too much last night. Howard suggested eating a sensible meal all the time.
Stern played very eerie sound clips of Artie’s microphone isolated during past segments including the Shatner Roast. If anyone has any audio clips let me know. Does Artie need an oxygen tank? Or maybe he needs someone from House to jam a tube down his through in order to open up the windpipe. That one sound they played was disturbing. Come on Artie man, we couldn’t take another Belushi, Farley or even John Candy incident.
Food. Thats right. Howard got on the subject of Artie moving again and suprise (not really) Artie thought that maybe he just really needs a new kitchen for his food. Food?! Do you even shop! All we here about is take out. Or is it to store your Mom’s food she cooks for you.
Artie Lange - Save Baby Gorilla 