Artie Lange Death Watch Pool
We will all die and some of us will die before our time. Many great comedians over the years have passed away because of their lifestyles and vices. Will Artie fall tragically to the same fate? Will he grow to be an old funny man or will he eat himself to death?
Post a single date on when you think Artie might die. Any user who guesses the correct date will win a prize. Remember no one wants to win this pool. We don’t want to see Artie pass.
UPDATED on 1/15/08
| Artie Lange Death Pool | ||||
| Year | 1st Qtr | 2st Qtr | 3st Qtr | 4st Qtr |
| 2007 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 5 |
| 2008 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| 2009 | 7 | 2 | 3 | – |
| 2010 | 1 | 1 | – | – |
| 2011 | 3 | 2 | – | 1 |
| 2012 | 1 | – | – | 2 |
| 2013 | 1 | 1 | – | – |
| 2015 | 1 | – | – | – |
| 2017 | – | – | – | 1 |
| 2018 | – | – | – | 2 |
| 2019 | – | 1 | – | – |
| 2020 | 1 | – | – | – |
| 2021 | – | – | 1 | – |
| 2022 | – | 1 | – | – |
| 2030 | 1 | – | – | – |
| 2031 | – | – | – | 1 |
| 2032 | 1 | – | – | – |
| 2036 | – | 1 | – | 1 |
| 2100 | 1 | – | – | – |
Artie Lange - Save Baby Gorilla 
January 25, 2007 at 5:02 pm |
Loose the fat man, we love you!
Hartford, CT.
January 25, 2007 at 5:03 pm |
December 19, 2007
January 25, 2007 at 5:04 pm |
Arti you fat fuck. I’m fatter than you. Lets see how fast we can lose weight together! I’m 365! I’ll bet I can lose weight faster than you! Or die faster. Me~
January 25, 2007 at 5:04 pm |
December 10th, 2017
January 25, 2007 at 5:08 pm |
Artie will kick the bucket, during the next 4 weeks.
January 25, 2007 at 5:14 pm |
Artie you are the fattest most hilarious scumbag ever
January 25, 2007 at 6:15 pm |
Why are you above real critisism on the Stern Show? Howard was out of his mind when he hired you and brain dead when he decided to keep your microphone open throughout the show. you ruin the show everyday with your various stories about watching TV with your buddies and such. Please do not return to the show. It was great today with just Howard, Robin, Fred and Gary. You suck.
January 25, 2007 at 6:22 pm |
The Date Atrie will pass is gonna be the next Date he has sex because his heart aint gonna take it. Artie you cant ignore the fact that you are struggling to even breathe normally so please…we all want to see you get laid but take it easy for god sake. Only masturbation and in limited amounts…at least till after the Feb. 9th show in Patchogue! FIRE!!!
January 25, 2007 at 6:26 pm |
I think he’ll die sometime in March, during a food, booze and drug filled evening watching (and heavily betting) on college basketball’s March Madness. I’m going to guess March 14th.
January 25, 2007 at 6:31 pm |
april 20, 2008
R.I.P.
January 25, 2007 at 6:33 pm |
I think Artie is back on the smack out of his being dissatisfied with his physical appearance. Sure he’s famous and wealthy, and can score some fine ass still, he’s huge! Check his apt this weekend…he may have passed! 1/26or27/07
January 25, 2007 at 8:23 pm |
Even though I’m larger than Artie…I’m also 6’4” and 10 years younger! Artie I’ll be at your funeral July 18th, 2008
January 25, 2007 at 8:31 pm |
RIP 1/29/2030
January 25, 2007 at 8:31 pm |
We don’t want another Farley. Artie quit fucking around because no of us want to be without you.
January 25, 2007 at 8:31 pm |
ARTHUR WILL KICK THE BUCKET APRIL 09
January 25, 2007 at 8:33 pm |
3/13/09
January 25, 2007 at 8:34 pm |
August 16, 2006.
They’ve been pulling a ‘Weekend at Arties’ ever since.
January 25, 2007 at 8:37 pm |
What are you thinking, ya fat bastid? Lose some weight and live right or you’ll be dead on January 6th of 2011. I’d hate to see you go. You’re 2nd best on the show. “F Jackie”
January 25, 2007 at 8:42 pm |
Here is how it will happen. Artie will have a tough day in the studio. After he realizes that he is alone in the world he will go home and proceed to call out sick for the next week. During that time he will eat constantly. Empty devil dog wrappers, pizza boxes and Hawaiian punch bottles will litter his floor. He will eventually have to roll on his side to wipe his ass like that dude that called the other day. During his filthy whipping procedure he will roll off the bed and end up face down on a half eaten pie. Artie tries to eat his way out of suffocation but ends up vomiting. Unable to lift his head out of the vomit, he will drown. He will be found face down in a pie tray, pants around his ankles and a shit covered ass. Artie, if your gonna go, make it memorable! Please try to avoid this scenario.
January 25, 2007 at 8:42 pm |
may 5, 2007
January 25, 2007 at 8:47 pm |
I hope artie doesn’t die……… I loved Beer League……..and I have’nt gotten a signed copy yet…………..LOVE YA……………FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 25, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
Artie! Come on man. Don’t die on us. They show will never be the same without you. You have more talent and money than most people will in a lifetime. Don’t waste it away because you can’t control your eating habits.
January 25, 2007 at 9:08 pm |
JANUARY 22, 2008
fire!!!!
January 25, 2007 at 9:17 pm |
Artie will hang in there. 5/15/2036….He will have a massive heart attack after getting a lap dance from a stripper at Ronnie’s Scores and More Bar and Grill. While getting his lap dance she will tell him that she got into stripping after not having a father figure to help her grow up. She also tells him, her mom Dana dated a fireman but never got married…the long nights of listening them have sex over and over made her drop out of school and get into drugs. Stripping helped pay her drug addiction. After hearing her name is Candy Lange, Artie has a massive heart attack after shooting his wad in his pajamas. The funeral is massive. Fla Fla Funky is there, retired and owning a chain of lip reduction clinics. Fred comes down from Mars (Martians are now accepted in our society). Nobody has heard from Robin since going out in her boat for a 3 hour tour..a 3 hour tour. Howard is there with his spouse Ralph….can’t tell which is which. Sal, Richard and Beth O arrive together, their 3 way romance no longer a secret. To cap it off, flying over the coffin is Eric the Midget, he finally flew with balloons…if only Artie could have seen it.
January 25, 2007 at 9:40 pm |
Artie is the man, no question. But dude you have got to stop doing what you are doing to yourself man. You have to get control of your life. Theres now way in hell im gonna be able to get through my day without having you on the stern show. So shape up you miotherfucker.
KG
January 25, 2007 at 10:21 pm |
July 5, 2008
January 25, 2007 at 10:33 pm |
I think Phil said it all
January 25, 2007 at 10:34 pm |
June 20, 2007
January 25, 2007 at 10:40 pm |
Show wasn’t as funny today without you, Artie. It’ll be a real shame when you die on January 7 2008. Word of wisdom, though … you don’t have to eat only salad, nuts and rice cakes to lose weight. In my book I only prescribe that for overweight homosexuals and benji. For a straight man try having a good dose of espresso without cream in the morning (it works like an appetite suppressant) and drink one of those detox teas (takes all the crap outta your system that slows you down). Half the time when your body “feels” hungry you’re actually just thirsty, so drink a lot of water and gatorade. Good luck losing weight you fat load, the clock’s ticking.
January 25, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
I’m going to guess April 1st 2007. Everyone will think its a prank at first until someone from Arties family calls the show to confirm it.
January 25, 2007 at 10:26 pm |
We love ya artie,
stay alive my brother.
from all us jersey boys.
January 25, 2007 at 10:35 pm |
the show is all ways funny,
but artie dose add an enormous flare to the show.
enormous:Artie’s new favorite word.
January 26, 2007 at 12:07 am |
Put me down for , August 2008
January 26, 2007 at 7:58 am |
July 31st, 2007
January 26, 2007 at 10:47 am |
Arties the man.. Remeber his character on Mad Tv? he used to say” dont make me break my foot off in your ass’ lol
January 26, 2007 at 10:57 am |
March 20th, 2009
January 26, 2007 at 12:18 pm |
Can’t you all see that he’s doing this for attention (indirectly)? This whole website is “feeding” him… He’s like a rebellious kid – the more you tell him that you want him to be healthy and take care of himself the more he’s going to pull away and make a spectale of himself. He’s full of self-hatred. Artie – eat you fat hog – eat…go ahead and kill yourself, there’s nothing we can do to stop you.
January 26, 2007 at 12:29 pm |
@whatever – break out the wooden paddle and electrical tape! Worked when i was a kid.
January 26, 2007 at 12:44 pm |
I love Artie – don’t get me wrong but there’s really nothing we can do and it seems the more people try to help him the more poundage he puts on… Artie – come on dude, eating’s fun but you’re gonna DIE! Don’t let everyone try to coddle you into being skinny. Just put on the jogging shoes and start walking – that’s the only way to do this man.
January 26, 2007 at 1:46 pm |
5/23/2019
January 26, 2007 at 1:48 pm |
FUCK ALL YOU ARTIE HATERS, YOU FAT MISERABLE BASTARDS, ARTIE IS THE SHIT YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING SCRUBS LOVE TO HATE MY BOY ARTIE, FUCK U GUYS, YOU LOW LIFE WHITE TRASH DIRT BAGS CAN ROT IN HELL
LATER FAGGETS!!!!
ALL ARTIE HATERS CAN CHOKE ON MY COCK!!!!!
January 26, 2007 at 3:28 pm |
7/7/09
January 26, 2007 at 5:44 pm |
That Fat un-funny fuck will die on 01/01/08 He’ll make it through the holidays fat and alone and he’ll be so depressed he’ll OD on Brown Sugar on New Years Day at 3am. In Vegas
Fat stupid fucker. That salaam has it fucken made but he’ll fuck it all up
Watch!
January 28, 2007 at 2:28 am |
Artie–U can do it–if you can kick the heroin–u got this nailed—come on. Take small steps!
January 29, 2007 at 4:42 pm |
Artie, next time you think about food, just think about Baba Booey’s breath.
January 29, 2007 at 9:56 pm |
May 20, 2013
January 29, 2007 at 11:02 pm |
Artie will OD before he drops dead from his weight. 6 mths tops!
January 29, 2007 at 11:08 pm |
@Scott M – come on man, leave a date 🙂
January 30, 2007 at 1:31 am |
02/25/2013
January 30, 2007 at 11:32 am |
Artie, you thick fuck, we love you start taking better care of yourself!!
January 30, 2007 at 11:34 am |
March 17, 2015
January 31, 2007 at 10:28 am |
Now that Artie has outlived Barbaro his sights are on the oldest documented person ever Jeanne Calment (1875-1997) who ate cupcakes with biscotti drenched in mozzarella for 122 years and 164 days. Thus, Artie will drop dead on March 24th, 2100 — Johnny Styne
January 31, 2007 at 10:54 am |
Arite you are too fuckin funny to throw it all away dude. Move your fat ass and loose the weight!!
January 31, 2007 at 3:50 pm |
August 12 2021
January 31, 2007 at 7:20 pm |
Artie is allready dead, His corpse is rotting in front of his skyline right now.
Not to far off if he doesnt get some help.
February 1, 2007 at 9:27 am |
Save the Baby Gorilla before its too late!! December 17 2008
February 1, 2007 at 9:28 am |
That fat fuck is happy so leave him the fuck alone……kill yourself on a devil dog you fat piece of shit love ya Artie
February 1, 2007 at 10:52 am |
It will put a damper on my yearly summer bash, but Artie will kick that same night… Aug. 18, 2007
February 1, 2007 at 3:01 pm |
It’ll definitely be after the 5 years of Sirius is up, when Artie gets away from the helping hands on Howard’s show. I’d say….
2012 1st Quarter
Prove me wrong you jabba the hutt looking, baby gorilla.
February 1, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
My lame idea didn’t fly
February 1, 2007 at 4:01 pm |
Artie will die this weekend in Vegas after listening to how excited he is to gamble, eat, do drugs and drink himself skinny. But Im pullen’ for you big guy. Met him at J&R and I was like wohhhhh….bigger than I thought. Ahh its ok man. I like to eat too. Just not as much as you.
February 1, 2007 at 4:01 pm |
Artie is F**KING HOT so leave him alone!
February 1, 2007 at 4:44 pm |
This weekend in Vegas would be my guess. Think about it…gambling, hookers, buffet’s, free Jack & water, plus the Super Bowl. Odds are, if Artie does make it out of Vegas alive he’ll be so far in debt to the Luxor that he’ll be playing a little showroom there 5 days a week for the next 3 years to pay it off.
February 1, 2007 at 5:31 pm |
Ron Burgundy just spotted Artie ordering a cup of hot fat at Haagen Daz.
When Artie falls over, the richter scale with measure something larger than an earthquake.
February 2, 2007 at 6:24 am |
Artie Firmen are better than you. Fatfuck!
February 2, 2007 at 10:05 am |
Artie-
Thanks for the laughs. We will miss you.
RIP.
February 2, 2007 at 5:18 pm |
Toe tagged on the ides of March of this year. The cause of death will not be from over indulgence, it will come from a wrestling match with Benji over a wing ding. Then Sal will come in and jerk off on the corps and Robin will cackel with glee!
February 2, 2007 at 6:49 pm |
when you sweat, marbles come off your ass!
February 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
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February 3, 2007 at 5:38 am |
March 15, 2020
February 3, 2007 at 11:48 am |
It’s just not the same without Artie in the show. I hope he makes it until the end of the show. By then he’s eating disorder should be under control. so he will make it until the summer of 2031.
February 4, 2007 at 1:03 am |
December 10, 2008
after calling in sick for the show.
February 4, 2007 at 10:30 am |
2036…and in ten years Artie’s gonna have a hit sit-com and will be banging Stern’s youngest daughter!!!
February 4, 2007 at 12:33 pm |
Dec. 24th 2007
February 4, 2007 at 12:36 pm |
January 1, 2008 — Wild New Year’s party.
February 4, 2007 at 12:43 pm |
Artie, I love you but you know what? your a big successfull boy!! You have been there done that!! Do what ever the hell you want!! Enjoy life!! “Fuck your here for a good time not a long time”!! Everyone’s overall goal is to be happy and if you are, then more power to ya!!
February 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm |
Even though I love Artie, I’m takin Christmas ’07. The downward spiral will really kick in around summer when he still hasn’t gotten laid because it’s too much work to go get a ho.
Artie Fn Rocks! Fy-ah!!!! F Jackie
February 4, 2007 at 5:27 pm |
Around World Series 2007……so let’s go with 10/25/07
February 4, 2007 at 6:42 pm |
Nov 25 2007
February 5, 2007 at 1:46 pm |
2-10-2010
February 5, 2007 at 9:24 pm |
Who ties your shoes and wipes your ass?
February 6, 2007 at 7:45 am |
January 2, 2008
February 7, 2007 at 6:57 am |
hey u fat gorilla lookin mo fucka… instead of eating a cup cakes and shit start sniffin coke..you’ll lose weight and be awake for the entire fucking show
February 7, 2007 at 7:01 pm |
Artie, drop some bucks to get the fat sucked out of you… Until then April 26, 2008. You got a year and a half left. Get to screwing or running either way it is fun all the way down to rock bottom…. Go Yanks
February 8, 2007 at 11:21 am |
2nd quarter 2011
February 8, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
I got Artie dying Jun 9, 2009
February 9, 2007 at 5:44 pm |
howard signed a 5 year deal = artie will have to live atleast that long.
expected date of departure, January 9 2012, at the ripe age of 44.
February 12, 2007 at 5:51 pm |
April 09 2007
Good-bye funny man
February 13, 2007 at 9:30 pm |
I’m going with a heart attack or stroke following New Year’s, and he kicks it a few days later. January 2, 2009.
What do I win?
February 14, 2007 at 12:54 pm |
April 11, 2022
February 15, 2007 at 12:44 am |
Hey Farley Lang-lushi
Loose the gut or you’ll be the next Farly or Belushi
February 16, 2007 at 8:08 pm |
PARTYING PRICKS LIKE US DON’T DIE YOUNG! DON’T CHANGE !
April 15, 2007 at 9:49 am |
I’m guessing oct 17 2018. Lose the weight you nappy headed ho. Dont let me catch you at the Malibu or Uptown. Fat drunk and funny is no way to go through life son. Live fast die young and leave a good looking corpse. At least you will have the first two right. p.s. The Artie from the Malibu is delicious
April 25, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Artie plays hard…I’m guessing August 11, 2009. I hope I’m wrong! We love you Artie!
May 16, 2007 at 12:03 pm |
August 29, 2007 😦
May 24, 2007 at 9:26 am |
Jan 2 2008 after a hard night of new years partying
May 25, 2007 at 7:57 pm |
this fat piece of trash will drop dead this summer from a heroin od…..loser loser loser fat fuck
May 26, 2007 at 10:18 am |
Summer 07..
he’s hard on the Belushi Trail now…
June 7, 2007 at 2:20 pm |
We will never see the kight of day until out masters death on June 6th 2013!
June 19, 2007 at 12:30 pm |
March 5, 2011
July 29, 2007 at 4:20 am |
Artie will live on, and so will his “Pig skit” from MadTV. His comic prowess has as much clout as the smartest kid with Down Syndrome. Fire!!!!! Beotch!!!!!
September 27, 2007 at 9:08 pm |
lets face it your destined to be a farely, thats why your so entertaining cause your life is a mess, keep up the belushi-ness its hilarious
October 1, 2007 at 6:11 pm |
Thanks for fucking up a good thing (my marriage)!
October 5, 2007 at 7:03 pm |
January 1st 2008 and thats only if he makes the new year celebration!!!
October 7, 2007 at 3:05 pm |
April 30th 2008
October 10, 2007 at 1:23 pm |
Artie the fat fucker will drop shortly after he hits 40, probably of a drug/alcohol/food overdose. If I had to pick a date, I’d say Saturday 10-13-07. RIP ARTIE
October 10, 2007 at 3:33 pm |
I’m hoping he doesnt die tomorrow on his birthday from a mix of alcohol and subutex
October 18, 2007 at 4:48 pm |
december 21st 2012
October 20, 2007 at 10:20 am |
April 18, 2011
October 25, 2007 at 12:12 pm |
September 16th, 2008
By the way, “noone” is not a word, “no one” is two words.
October 25, 2007 at 12:24 pm |
who gives a fuck, artie can even type and im supposed to spell correctly
October 27, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
It’s gonna be a sprint between Artie and Andrea(Miss Howard Stern) to see who gets to wear the dirt suit first.
October 28, 2007 at 2:15 pm |
No one thought Jackie could be replaced……Along came Artie. Hank the angry, drunken dwarf died….Now we have Eric the (author,actor) midget. The show will go on, probably better
October 31, 2007 at 8:27 pm |
march 30 2009
prove me wrong artie the show wouldnt be the same without you
October 31, 2007 at 9:40 pm |
Artie
2 words and a hyphen
Gastric By-pass
It worked for me–day of surgery 407 pounds, approx 1 year later 207!!!
Rick
Aurora, CO
November 7, 2007 at 1:29 am |
March 17th 2008
November 7, 2007 at 10:09 pm |
I respect the man……..12/14/18.
Yeah, that’s right, fuck yall.
November 7, 2007 at 10:38 pm |
I eat wrong and pop pills like tic tacs and drink everynite and I will live fore ever. My buddy however does a q ball a week and may kick it sonner. unless this fat fuck is doing q balls and smoking rock me and him have a fighting chance!
November 12, 2007 at 7:42 am |
February 15, 2011
November 14, 2007 at 11:40 am |
March 14, 2009
November 19, 2007 at 1:24 am |
It will be sad when Artie dies in the 3rd quarter of 2009 😦
November 24, 2007 at 6:31 am |
Who really gives a fuck? Artie you are an unfunny jerk off in the first place. I wouldn’t even go so far as to say that you were even mildly amusing. You couldn’t ever be compared to John Belushi “On any level” as you have worn out that phrase. At least Belushi was funny and had a career other than paid whores and heroin.
You might want to lose some fat you disgusting piece of unfunny shit. Whay not eat a few more bagels with lots of butter, and maybe fifteen or twenty cupcakes an hour might help you attain your high goal of death like Chris Farley of you also could not be compared to.
You are a piece of shit Artie, you just happened to be in the right place at the right time when you got on the Stern shit show. But if being on the Stern show is your idea of suckcess, then you are lower down the scale of comedy than previously thought.
So if you kick off today or next week I could give a shit.
December 5, 2007 at 1:00 pm |
Hate to say this but if things don’t change he won’t make 45 so:
Dec. 27, 2011
December 15, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
I love Artie and I think he will find love and happiness, which will help him pull himself together. So I think he will hang around till Jan. 10, 2032
December 28, 2007 at 12:33 am |
January 7th 2009. Go Artie, Go!
December 29, 2007 at 6:54 pm |
April 20th 2008
December 30, 2007 at 12:18 am |
I think he’ll last for a good while..He’ll eventually quit the Stern show (likely at end of current contract) and then just die of a heart attack at like age 52 or something. I can’t imagine him making it to 60 or 65.
January 3, 2008 at 10:56 am |
Artie is a great person, a funny guy and overall cool dude. But he’s a fucking mess and he’s surrounded by people that not only don’t give a shit, but make a living exploiting his explosive lifestyle and unspoken death wish.
He’ll drop dead in the second quarter of 2010! No boubt about it!!
It will be between April – June of 2010. He’s stick around for the beginning of the baseball season to say, “Farewell” to his beloved Yankees. But Meatball Face will shed this mortal coil at that time. The Yankees, in turn, will then win one for the Baby Gorilla. Forget about “The Gipper,” but win one for “Da Gorilla.”
His co-workers and so called friends will all cry crockadile tears, but in the end just make jokes about the lovable Pasta Belly that is no more. You can hear the song parodies now if you put your ear to the tragic airwaves of tomorrow.
Think about it … whether cracking jokes on the Stern Show of doing stand- up in Pittsburgh, Artie was surrounded by users that only saw him as a temportary tool in life’s tragic comedy.
Your should have picked better “friends” Fat Man; you will be missed.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
See you in that big opium den in the sky.
I will join you soon.
E v. K
January 3, 2008 at 11:12 am |
I agree with Erich von Karl,
It will be the second quarter of 2010.
He has no support group and can’t do it alone. Stern, along with those comedy clubs in Pittsburgh (and everywhere esle) only exploit this poor Baby Gorilla while poking and prodding him with the cruel stick of fate. They don’t love him, but the tragidy that is/was his sad life.
That’s the truely sad part: this poor fat bastard doesn’t have a single real friend.
Maybe he’ll find peace in his next life.
Like you said bro, “In that big Opium Den in the sky.”
Kentucky Erich
January 15, 2008 at 5:59 pm |
Im fresh outta doing 3 years in prison i got out on parole in august, if your wondering i was in for drug possesion with intent and several battery cases, i was huge into the show before i got locked up and as soon as i got out i tried to start where i left off and i was amazed at how big things have gotten, im still doing research on the show and all that shit and artie of course, cuz thats my fuckin guy right there, u know, artie is the man and ive bought everything, i dont wanna see this mother fucker die, it would be so easy on him but so hard and impacting on the people that care about him, i was on the same path before i got locked up and it saved my mother fuckin life, i have an extreme addictive personality, i have a degree now and im makin 80k a year, u have fuckin everything man, u really need to think and constantly remind yourself about all the people u have out there that worry and care about u, dont worry about ur mother fuckin self u shlub, if u care or not about yourself, just think about the people that love you and how much it would hurt them, get yourself together mother fucker, jesus christ artie
i think hes at crossroads right now, make it or break it either u get ur shit together or u fuckin die, its ur choice bro
-i love you man and id hate to lose someone as special as you fool
sooner or not for a long time im sayin 5-22-08
January 15, 2008 at 6:36 pm |
dude ive been whacked out on H- X- LSD- Coke out the asshole- every kinda opiate u could ever imagine, im sayin perc vics xanax clonezepam demoral methadon-which didnt help me for shit when i was tryin to stop- i was taking everything anything addictive would be my vice, and i know u know exactly what im fuckin saying artie, u have so much to be greatful for dude, u have everything and u still dont care, i dont fuckin get it dude, get yourself together, but the whole point of this comment was to tell u your not the only person whos been there and i think, i REALLY THINK, u need a good girl to set u straight man or ur gonna fuckin kill yourself man…. u have a long career ahead of u man, if u would just get yourself together, god damn it, dont throw it all away for nothing, handle ur fuckin business ur a grown ass man and u could be headlining every late night show if u would get ur fuckin act together god damn man….
im worried about u man
-BREW CITY JOSH
January 15, 2008 at 6:56 pm |
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January 15, 2008 at 8:08 pm |
I will take the 4th quarter of 2009. Nice job with the poll Matt, I like.
Joop
http://www.takelisagsvirginity.com
January 15, 2008 at 8:08 pm |
I am retarded…I say December 5th 2009.
January 15, 2008 at 11:11 pm |
Artie will return to me on the early morning hour of April 14, 2008.
January 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm |
November 30, 2025
Artie takes a dirt nap
January 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
Artie will absolutely, not come back from the amsterdam trip OMG it is the biggest mistake anyone could make DO NOT GO Artie will die of a Heroine O.D. they say the best H is in Amsterdam Again HE WILL NOT COME BACK
January 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm |
Artie will die during the fourth quarter of 2008 – after Dana leaves him again, late this summer. Mark these words!
Jordan
February 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm |
I will be glad to come and get Artie’s big fat bloated carcass! I figure by doing so, I will be doing everyone a favor, so nobody will have to listen to his dumb-ass anymore. I should have picked him before this time, but there were other ass-holes ahead of him. Yeah, you all know what a loser he is, don’t you? Couldn’t keep a job on “Mad TV” (which he was never funny on), fell in love with drugs and gambling, and he chased Dana away, and his movie went straight to DVD 2 weeks after it was made. Now he sits around on the Stern Show with some white anti-drug(?) smeared across his lips, but in reality, it is sperm. Yep! You guys have to realize that Artie is fucking gay! All these hot chicks come on the show, and the only way Artie wants to have sex with them, is if he throws money at them to tell everyone that they had sex, but they never did! He is, and never was funny….GET OVER IT! At least Jackie was funny and knew when to leep his trap shut. Artie just interjects when ever he wants to tell some made up story, just so Howard will give him a paycheck. Like I said…I can’t wait for obese, bloated, sperm slurping, drugged out, drunken, should have taken his father’s place on the roof, loser to pass into my realm. Har Har Har!
February 7, 2008 at 11:38 pm |
July 17, 2009…
February 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm |
January 20th 2009
May 16, 2013 at 12:59 am |
First of all I would like to say fantastic blog! I had a quick question which
I’d like to ask if you do not mind. I was curious to know how you center yourself and clear your head before writing. I have had difficulty clearing my thoughts in getting my ideas out. I truly do enjoy writing however it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are wasted just trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or tips? Thank you!
February 2, 2018 at 9:25 am |
“Hi everyone, thought I’d pop in and say; HI!
It’s been a while, so just thought I’d mention I’m currently on the lookout for Mr.Arnold Lange. I somehow keep missing him over at his compound media show. However, he has to show up sometime I guess ..watch this space, as this blog might get busy real soon!”