Eric the Midget Actor’s Love Song

May I present to you one of the worst (best) remake’s of Wild Thing ever. This is Eric’s love song to his crazy stripper girlfriend. Full Speed Ahead Eric!

Eric the Midgets Webcam Show

Oh well that was an experience…. I was hanging around the JFSC Stickam webcam yesterday. Yes, I was bored but I couldn’t believe the amount of people who were also bored gawking at the girls on cam in there. Somehow Eric got some attractive girls to help out him and his web chat. They didn’t really seem to be leeching on a chance of getting Stern notoriety but you never know.

I went back on later to catch some of his Idol show and holy fuck is that torture. I taped a little of it below… with some added flare.

Stay the Fuck out of my life…

First we get the Bin Laden tape, then we get the Eric tape!

Eric the Midget threatened a lawsuit and restraining order against the Howard Stern show and its fans if they attempt to contact him. In a message given to Johnny Fraddo, he said he contacted 50 lawyers online that are ready to go if Stern and co continue their connection to Eric.

“Stay out of my life you big nose sack of shit”. Eric also called out to Beth not to marry Howard.

Apparently Eric is stuck in some dreamworld that Diana DeGarmo is gonna hook up with him and he wants to introduce his parents to her. Eric the Dreamer is a funny short bastard. Sorry nature was so cruel to you Eric, but I hope Diana kicks you down a small staircase.

*** Update *** At 7:33am – Eric called in for 20mins to clear up what is going on. Howard tried to tell Eric that Diana is not interested in him. Apparently Eric got pissed when Steve Langford contacted Diana’s mom about Eric calling. She would not comment when Steve asked if she wanted Eric to keep calling. Overall the phone call was pretty calm with no real outbursts from Eric. Howard ended the call saying no hard feelings but Eric said he would not call in again.

***Update, Eric calls back on Wednesday***

Look who is back!? The minute that little midget needs help or something he calls back in.

Eric the Midget vs SBG continues

So after receiving a nasty message from Eric (see yesterday’s post) , i responded by saying:

“Dude, what the hell man? All I did was send you a message. A positive one. Someone actually asking for you? How many times does that happen in your life?

And you respond back with a nasty message.

Well my little friend, you gotta let some shit go in life. If you truly do not want to be associated with the Stern show anymore, you should delete about 99% of your myspace friends. They are only show fans.“

So Eric responded to me back saying:

” I’ll start with you.“

And a chill came over the air… like when he told Johnny Frado “You know what to do, you know what to do”. And then I remembered what he looked like and it was more like that angry dwarf in Bad Santa except pale white and very lame.

Now I can’t right to him back because he blocked me. Eric, I have only just begun with you.

Eric the Midget is a bitch

That whiny little fucking midget. Eric the Actor? No Eric the Midget. The other day I thought it would be funny if I did what so many other fans had done and leave a message for Eric on his myspace account saying “Come back Eric!”. Thats all I wrote. And what did that little freaking retard write back to me?

Eric the bitter man: ” No. Don’t ask again or I’ll block you. Also who gives a shit about Artie “Baby Gorilla” Lang.”

Well hey Eric, first of all that’s Lange with an E.

Secondly, why must you threaten to block me. Why don’t you just remove all of us Stern fans from your account because that is the only reason why we go to your page.