Guess Who’s Back

Artie is still sick but came in anyways. A doctor has prescribed antibiotics for a chest cold and he is taking Hawaiian Punch for Vitamin C, lol. Howard and Robin said now that we see you are sick, you can go home. Obviously Artie has to stick it out for his Borgata plug : (clarification: Borgata show is sold out)

More Artie Updates

Gambling

Artie’s bookie is feeling the pressure, complaining that Artie is too high profile, saying he is being chased by cops and backing out of paying Artie. He owes Artie roughly $55,000 and Artie is basically letting him go. He is playing into Artie’s soft side telling him about his wife and young kids. CAN ANYONE SAY SUCKER?!

Dana

Artie had talked to Dana while he was sick. He will probably send her something for Valentines Day but feel he over did it with all the flowers a week before the holiday. He wouldn’t admit to “wooing” her and said he wasn’t sure what it meant.

George Takei offended at Anti-Gay Language

George wrote an email to Artie about how offended and upset he was over Artie’s use of gay bashing language towards High Pitch Mike. Robin said there is no excuse. Artie was apologetic and clarified that he “don’t hate gay people, I really do hate mike”. Someone needs to call Dr. Ablow and ask him if that comment makes any sense.

 At the same time

Artie Lange’s cupcake  has so far raised $30,000 to fight AIDS.

Artie Lange apologizes over Heath Ledger joke

Jessica Hahn called in this morning because her long time boyfriend died of lung cancer last night. After Jessica hung up, Artie said that he needed a moment to apologize about the Heath Ledger jokes he made immediately following Heath Ledger’s death. Apparently he had gotten a good response when he used the joke on the East Coast and then went over to Las Vegas and opened the 2 shows with the joke and it killed again.

As I previously blogged, TMZ had caught the Ledger jokes on camera:

Artie outside the Thurman Munson Awards Dinner

Thank you to Evan for sending this picture in.

Evan and Artie outside the Munson Awards Dinner in Manhattan on Tuesday 2/4/08

When Gorillas Attack

If  you missed Artie’s lash out at Mike, here is a taste. Around the 2 min mark is the best

High Pitch Mike and Artie butt heads again

“Get your sister in here and I would fuck your sister on the couch right now” squealed Mike as he tried to prove his masculinity.

A whole thing started up this morning about Mike going to see 27 dresses and then it blew up into a whole “gay” explosion with Artie going over the top.

“I’m a gay basher and ill bash your head!” – Artie

(i gotta run, but i got it recorded so ill put up a clip later)

TMZ: Artie fucked Jake Gyllenhaal

Penthouse Pets Prinzzess and Erica Ellyson

Below are Artie’s dates from the Vegas AVN (click for full size). Howard spent the morning interviewing them and trying to broker a second date between Artie and the girls to get Artie some action. Erica has a boyfriend and Prinzess has a fiancee & a girlfriend. They wound up brining in the girlfriend who were just as hot.

Artie was going nuts as the girls started kissing and stripping. Apparently he couldn’t get anything off of the girls in Vegas. He started pounding Subutex during the segment. Howard finally got a handjob and tit play for tonight and Artie became hesitant. The girls think he gets intimidated easily.

I bet nothing happens tonight after Letterman.

Here are the girls myspace pages:

http://www.myspace.com/prinzzesssahara
http://www.myspace.com/ericaellyson

Also take a look at HowardStern.com’s photo progression of Artie 2004-2007.

NYT: Cowgirl Escapes

Artie read an article from Page 6 today where the New York Times nailed him for hitting on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Full Story here

New Photoshop Submitted – Big Boy

Another great photoshop from Steve Dirkx.

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