Artie Quit the Show Pool

We got a new Pool up, When will Artie Lange leave the Howard Stern Show. There is mass speculation at the moment if Artie will last till January, some thinks he will be gone when the show comes back after vacation. What do you think?

Artie Lange’s Quitting the Show Pool
June 4
July 1
August -
September -
October -
November -
December 1
Jan 2008 -
Wont Leave -

32 Responses to “Artie Quit the Show Pool”

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  2. artiefan Says:

    I say Artie leaves during next week’s break or the week they come back.

  3. Arties heart Says:

    After the Howard 100 report with Artie and the rescue me show I thought he would be gone before the end of the summer. Now I think he may not be back at all. I think artiefan is right.

  4. artiefan Says:

    i’ll put you down for June then.

  5. F Artie Says:

    He won’t be back after the break..
    stoopid fat fuck gonna choke on a ham sammich..

    Waaaaaah

  6. ratfink Says:

    December 07

  7. MetArtieFan Says:

    I don’t think he’ll be coming back after the break either.

  8. Doug Says:

    i would say he left already….fat loser

  9. Melody Says:

    I honestly believe it will be July 27th 2007 Unless howard kicks him out before then.

  10. artiefan Says:

    didnt he say he was originally gonna come up with his decision on their July break? or did he mis-speak. Because maybe July is it…hmmm

  11. (L)SD Says:

    That was some heavy shit “bro”. Artie’s a big part of my listening/loyalty. I hope he doesn’t leave, but he might not come back after the break. That argument could be the last straw / excuse he needs.
    (L)SD
    Dallas

  12. Arties Cup Cake Says:

    I dont think he will leave. I think this will be the thing that sends him to go see a shrink…..he need to work out a “few” things.

  13. ROBERT Says:

    leave now you fat fuck……… bring back jackie

  14. me Says:

    artie supports some bad people with his admitted heroin use. why support him? he’s a loser… a felon… let him rot!!!

  15. Playa Says:

    I don’t blame Artie, I do listen to Stern but the show has become horrible in recent years. Stern is too old and he is no longer interesting, on top of that he is a complete hypocrite and thinks he is never wrong, and that the world revolves around him.

    Nobody ever dares point out that Stern is wrong about something, or does something wrong, because as we have seen, Stern can’t take any kind of criticism and he cries about it.

    Stern is too old, he is out of touch, he repeats the same things over and over again, his show is stale, he hasn’t had any good guests in months, and Artie is really the only funny person on the show.

  16. artiefan Says:

    Aw come on, the show is better than ever since coming to Sirius. The new found freedom and the new techologies have enabled the show to find its funny bone again. Artie is funny, but he didn’t make Stern what he is. Richard/Sal offer as much funny material if not more than Artie. Artie is a great talent and a perfect fit on the show… but you cant blame stern for any of Artie’s problems.

    We love Artie, hence why the site was created, but I wont blame anyone but Artie and Im sure he would say the same.

  17. FrankS Says:

    Artie is turning 40 this year (mid life crisis), he has major self esteem issue because of his weight and general appearance, Dana and he broke up etc…

    He’s been in a deep depression for months if not the past two years and is at a the biggest crossroads of his life. He has a lot of decisions to make and each has major life changing consequences which makes addressing them that much more frightening.

    He’s also at a point in his age and career where he feels he doesn’t want to just sit there and take Howard’s bullshit. He’s standing up to Howard unlike Gary and others who always back off in fear of pissing Howard off and getting on his shit list. Artie doesn’t want to be a wack-packer or the butt of every fat and loser joke.

    Howard is the master manipulator, he can spin any situation into making the other person wrong. He’s done it his whole career with everyone from his ex-wife, to guests, strippers, the entire staff etc…

    It’s his way or the highway, and I’m surprised Artie has lasted this long in this environment with the level of depression he’s been going through.

  18. artiefan Says:

    yea i hear that!

  19. Ryan Says:

    Artie was really starting to bust out into the mainstream, I think he is going to leave and I do think the Howard Stern Show will go on to be Artie’s best work. Artie is not a lead guy he is a very very very funny 2nd hand, side kick kind of guy. It sucks to see him go but, I think something just clicked and Artie feels like he has bigger fish to fry and wants a new fresh beginning at any rate, Howard is a smart guy and has a lot of money and will find some new young talented comic to join the gang. I cant wait to see what happens but regardless I am and will still listen to Howard and Robyn. Thank bye

  20. Snuggly Muffin Says:

    Artie wont leave the show this year. Over this weeks break, he’ll be counting the dough that the show brings in for him and realizing that the demand for him in Hollywood in the shape he is currently in is not that great. Funny though he may be……he looks like crap right now.

    I like the guy. He’s a great asset to the show.

    Figure it out Art. Your daily job beats all of our hands down.

  21. artiefan Says:

    But … you know how the Stern gang is, they wont stop joking about him leaving, and finally there will be a blow-up. Thats my guess.

  22. Las Vegas Lou Says:

    Artie will not return from the break. The two egos of Stern and Lange can no longer co-exist. The pot boiled finally boiled-over on that last show.

    Artie has become the big, fat, lazy, blue-collar, whiny, asshole he always wanted to be. This image was unfortunately reinforced over the years by Howard & crew, and it has finally reached its maximum shelf life.

    Meanwhile, Howard’s obvious annoyance with Lardie Lange has morphed him into an angry, old bitch. Has anyone else noticed that Howard now spends more time on the topics that Artie hates (ie Dancing with the Stars, American Idol, Gossip Game, etc)??

    It’s annoying and boring listening to Artie call every male a “fag” and every female a “cunt.” It’s not funny anymore. Sure he’s got a fan following – made-up of addict losers and low-self-esteem women. They all have one thing in common: they want to hang with Artie. That’s it. they all think they have a chance to hang-out with a “famous” fat, lazy, loser thats ‘just like them.’ To them I say this: Fat chance!

    And to you, Artie: Dont go away mad, just go away fat.

  23. FrankS Says:

    Artie is clinically depressed and having a mid life crisis, thats it. Check wikipedia for the detailed definition.

    I just went through the same thing this year, except I lost 35 lbs over four months, not good.

    Taking stock in your life, second thinking career, woulda, shoulda coulda’s, he’s an athletic guy that has ballooned up in weight so his self image is bad, making alot of money so afraid to change career drastically etc…

    He’ll be back after the vacation but may leave simply because he doesn’t want to become the butt of ridicule over his weight, drug use, girls etc..

    He likes to dish it out but taking it seams to be a problem.

  24. ratfink Says:

    Lots of pussy comments.

    I don’t care if Artie stays or goes. I just hope he goes out like of fucking hero – fat, drunk and stupid. If he goes out like a born again pussy then he’s the world’s biggest loser.

  25. Arties heart Says:

    August 1st and Atries still here.

  26. artietheman Says:

    Artie is the shit, if he leaves the show will take a big hit. I believe the show will go on of course but it might take some time for it to get back in the full swing of things like it is now. Artie get your head straight! I know it’s easier said then done but i’ve seen some close friends fuck up to but they are ok now and going strong. Whatever Artie does I wish him the best.

  27. Mee Sohorney Says:

    Artie you fat mother fucker, please get your act together or you are going to die! At the rate you are going, I’m going to say that you are going to drop dead 2-23-08.

    I hope this doesn’t happen because it is my life goal to have sex with Artie. There is something about his fat smelly body that really heats me up.

    LONG LIVE ARTIE!!!!!

  28. Arties Heart Says:

    That “something” is called a seven figure bank account.

  29. Bubba Says:

    I want “Tracktion” from Artie

  30. Tank Says:

    Artie is, unfortunately, going to pass before he has chooses to leavet he show. The show is your bread and butter. Stop the stand-up Artie. I know you can’t pass up the money, but getting into a routine is more important to your life then the money. IF. If he keeps doing the stand-up and the show, he won’t make it to the end of Howard’s contract. Sorry to be a downer. -Tank

  31. Ron Says:

    The only thing better than Artie quitting the show will be when he dies. I’m guessing he will quit the show at the end of Feb 08 and will die in June 08. He is a miserable rotten mother fucker who deserves the shame and scandal that will go with his name throughout history.

  32. arties the funniest Says:

    Artie is funny. WAY funnier then sal & Richard. (Not that their not funny, but I don’t think the gay stuff is that funny.)

    Personally I think that Howard knows that Artie is the funniest guy on the show. Howard doesn’t want to fire him, for that reason.

    Howard is getting a little out of touch, but he DID create the gendre, so you gutta give him a little slack.

    Artie SO wants to leave, but Howard won’t fire him. So we continue at a stalemate.

    Tough to say when the baby gorrilla will leave, but I will say by June 2008.

    I think that Howard wants to pass the torch to Artie, and ride off into retirement. Thats why theyre off each friday, and take so many vacations.

    Getting back to Sal & Richard, Richard is way funnier then Sal, but the two are joined, by Howard. Sal wouldn’t go on and on about his personal life if he had anything funny to say.

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